My wife and I had a terrible argument the other night. It all started when I commented that her clothes were looking a little tight lately. At first she thought I was complimenting her figure. Then she realized that I was implying that she had gained too much weight. I had no idea how sensitive women can be about the subject of weight-gain. I do understand now. Before she was done shredding me verbally she said that I should read a book on how to lose beer gut. I guess she has a point. My shirts have been too tight for ages. That’s why I switched to t-shirts. Maybe when she calms down we can talk about joining a gym together.