Donald Trump’s hair has been the subject of much attention and subsequent debate. It is considered a follicular marvel in modern cranial aesthetics. It seems to defy the very laws of physics. Many have speculated as to how this phenomenon works. Some have suggested a combover or toupe, others a double and even triple comb-over or the unimaginable triple comb-over toupe combination. In search of an answer to quench our ever increasing curiosity over the spectacle, there has been little progress. Even during windy conditions, where you could imagine a single, double or triple comb-over coming undone or a toupe would leap from atop his head, it does the unthinkable. The mass in question just seems to hover above his scalp only adding to the confusion.